How I passed 60 minutes in an incredibly boring class

Date: 26th Mar, 09
Location: Undisclosed

-Came to class 10 minutes late.
-Drew a black patch on my notebook for 5 minutes.
-Smiled like a retarded child at all other insane batch mates of mine.
-Watched a cricket match being played in cell phone of the person sitting right next to me.
-Two minutes have passed writing this stuff.
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(Sat cluelessly for a few seconds)
-Drew a location map of people sitting in the class. Somewhat looked like this-
Srvn........... Pappu ...........Kittu
GChat........... Lka Shlbh ........... -
Pondy ........... Brjsh Bhpth ........... -
Baniya ........... Afro Rjsh ........... -
Rshb ........... Mn Tkl ........... -
[Almirah]...........Mkl Me ...........-

-Rotated my eyes a few times to exercise them.
-Told the person sitting beside me (Mkl) to hit a six (as I told you, he was playing cricket on his cell phone). He got caught and lost the game.
-Finally hit a six. Then hit two more.
-By this time 15 more minutes have gone.
-15 more still to go.
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-Yay!! 10 more to go now.
-What are people doing?
Srvn: No need to say. (Sticking out his owl eyes on the board with his ears receiving nothing but the jargon of lecture.)

Pondy: This guy is different. So you can easily imagine what he might have been doing. (He was making something on the paper, then stared into the blank for a few seconds, ogled at the professor and started jotting something down. The cycle continued.)

Baniya: Was in his usual deadpan composure. (Utterly bored, leaned his body against the wall. Then after a gap of a few minutes, touched and moved his hand over whatever he could on the body of the person sitting in front of him-Pondy. The sight looked comical when Baniya was at one point of time seen pulling Pondy's hair with Pondy having a blank look on his face.)

Rshb: Scribbling something. Travails of tolerating such a class were evident on his face.

Mkl: Still playing cricket. (At one point of time, asked for my cell phone, found a new game and got his ass kicked sore. He had also tried playing another game before, but finally resorted to cricket.)

Tkl: Just sitting, seeing here and there.

Mn: Was reading something, of course unrelated to the lecture and the whole course. (This guy exudes a scholarly look from his mannerisms and actions.)

Rjsh: Pretending to sleep.

Afro: Was showing an utterly bored look.

Brjsh, Bhpth: Pretending to listen to the professor (See their locations).

GChat, Lka, Shlbh, Pappu, Kittu: Listening

-Class is just about to be over. I am excited.

[The class got over after two minutes. Mkl read this, smiled and said 'Awesome'.]